Time out. Are there any honest liberals any more? Not tribalist leftists I mean, but honestly liberals? The word "liberal" was first becoming popular when Dickens wrote "A Christmas Carol", when Scrooge used it to refer to two people who would today be considered conservative Christians. Being reflexively pro-abortion is not liberal. Fighting tooth and nail against America, the nation which has the most enlightened relationship with the people of any on planet Earth, is not liberal. The 2nd amendment is "power to the people" and equality, and yet a modern "liberal" is against such power to the people and equality. I'm not saying this is you, but this is what they call "liberals" today, which have become not liberal, but a tribalism.

Bush wet my bed

by whinydem

Fri Oct 05, 2007 at 11:55:39 AM PDT

I woke up this morning, and there was a very strong smell of urine in the room. I didn't think anything unusual about it, until I moved, and ugh, squish! My leg went down in a big ol' puddle of yellow urine.

Clearly, this marks a major escalation in the war. I mean, we knew they were capable of a lot, but even I can't believe they would sink this low, to sneak into my room, use the Men In Black device (it's really called the Cheneyfier) on me, and wee in my bed.

Wake up America!!! Don't you see what's going on!!!???

Bush fulfils Priories of Zion KKKodes

by amodernleftist

Fri Oct 05, 2007 at 11:55:39 AM PDT

It is clearly stated in the priories of zion, which are NOT forgeries, they are REAL zionist conspiracys, that the zionists plan to take over the world.

The zionists neocons are money grubbing theives

They're all out to get me

by kooklib

Fri Oct 05, 2007 at 11:50:22 AM PDT

So there I am watching Dan Rather on HDNet, and the guy, like, starts talking to me man. One minute he's talking about Bush and stuff, the next it's like he's talking about my life, man. There's some crazy stuff going on out there man.

It's like, this one time, I was walking down the street, and the Taco stand guy starts mumbling about he's going to kill me! It's all the same, man. It's like one big picture. You got to see the big picture. Not like these fools man. These fools don't see nothin man. Screw these people man. Screw them, and screw everything they stand for. Peace.

Neocon zionists stole my thoughts!

by plainol'antisemite

Fri Oct 05, 2007 at 11:49:12 AM PDT

I was just smoking a big bag of dope, and then Bang! I thought of this sweet way to kick neocon ass, right, and Bang! It dissappeared straight out of my head.

The zionist conspiracy knows no bounds.

AmeriKKKa is run by the lizards

by proud2Bdhimmi

Fri Oct 05, 2007 at 11:48:49 AM PDT

AmeriKKKa is just run by the corporations for their profits, the war machine and the Bush family and all that stuff like the Rothschilds family and the Rand Corporation.

They all want you as their slaves on one big plantation and you dont even see it. Even Hillary (Hitler-y) is one of them. If you take pictures with astral photography, you see the lizards. I've seen the pictures. Real, no messing about, 8 foot lizards are inside these people. Chelsea's lizard chased me round a parking lot for 2 HOURS, but I got away.

Bush wants to burn your house

by randiroads

Fri Oct 05, 2007 at 11:42:23 AM PDT

You’ve got these fires. Some of them are thought to be the work of arsonists and you’ve got a community that’s on fire that just recently protested Blackwater West. Just recently said no to Blackwater and apparently you don’t do that. I mean, I don’t even know what to think. You know, nobody is saying Blackwater set the fires, that is nobody that doesn’t want their house burned down.

Dailykods, because like their saltwater cousins, leftists rot from the head...
 
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